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键盘侠老詹要买一支NBA球队到夏洛特与乔丹搭伙

2019-05-18 15:26:06来源:励志吧0次阅读

[Vardon] LeBron on one day owning an NBA team: "Ain't no maybe about it...I want to be my own boss, like I have been for a long time now."

詹姆斯日前表示自己将来会买下一支NBA球队:“不是说我‘可能’会买……我想做自己的老板,就像我这么长时间以来一直所做的一样。”

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[–]Cavaliers Ger971 4193 points 14 hours ago

LeBron really is at the “I give zero shits” stage of his career

骑士球迷:勒布朗的职业生涯真的到了“屁事不管”的阶段。

[–]Kwilly462 1728 points 14 hours ago

It's like your senior year of HS, when you couldn't care less about what happens. Long as you graduate, you doing enough just showing up. Lol

就像你到了高三,发生啥事你都无所谓了。只要能毕业,露露脸就行了。哈哈哈哈

[–][NYK] Baron Davis themariokarters 134 points 15 hours ago

He can’t afford an NBA team

尼克斯球迷:他可买不起一支NBA球队。

[–]Rockets Zemulon 260 points 15 hours ago

He's rich, but he's not NBA owner rich. The only way he owns a team himself is if Dan Gilbert cuts him a huge deal, which the other owners definitely wouldn't sign off on

火箭球迷:詹姆斯是很有钱,可还没到NBA老板那种富裕程度。他唯一能拥有一支球队的方式是看丹尼尔-吉尔伯特(骑士老板)会不会低价卖给他,不过其他老板是不会买账的。

[–]Magic EditingAndLayout 89 points 15 hours ago

LeBron's net worth is only estimated at $450 million. Forbes just ranked the least-valuable team as Memphis, at $1.2 billion.

Even if LeBron sold every single thing he owns, he couldn't afford a majority stake in even the cheapest NBA team right now.

魔术球迷:勒布朗的净资产估值只有4.5亿美金,而福布斯才排出了联盟价值最低的球队孟菲斯灰熊值12亿美金。

即便詹姆斯倾家荡产,他现在也买不起联盟最便宜球队的大部分股份。

[–]Knicks WhitePeopleLoveCurry 90 points 13 hours ago

And when he owns his own small market team it will be fitting when his star player wants to leave and wants to know why he ain't doing enough to bring other guys there.

He will act like every other owner.

尼克斯球迷:而且当他拥有了自己的小球会球队时,当他的队内球星想要走人,想知道他为啥不想办法引进其他人手时,那就很应景了。

他的回应也会和其他老板一样的。

[–]Suns mikehayman 84 points 14 hours ago

Did the morons who said he can't afford to buy a team actually read the article?

He will surround himself with investors, like lots of owners do, and he will be the LEAD investor, but he's obviously not going to purchase a whole team by himself.

Maybe try this "reading the article" thing before making stupid comments?

太阳球迷:那些说他不能买下一支球队的蠢货们真的读了文章吗?

和很多老板的做法一样,他会聚集一帮投资人,而他自己则是主要投资人,不过他显然不会单靠自己的实力去竞购一整支球队。

在写下那些愚蠢的评论之前,或许该试试“阅读全文”。

[–]Hawks jvstinf 143 points 14 hours ago

Nobody buys a team without a group of investors. He should be able to put one together with the connections and capital he’ll have post retirement.

老鹰球迷:没人会在没有一帮投资人帮忙的情况下买下一支球队的。詹姆斯应该可以在退役后把自己的人脉和资源聚拢到一块儿。

[–]NBA RareSir 134 points 14 hours ago

People in this thread think you just fork over a check for 2 billion when you want ownership of a team

这个帖子里的人都以为你把一张20亿的支票一甩,就能成为一支球队的老板了。

[–][CLE] LeBron James babyboyyyy 42 points 14 hours ago

if you read the article, it explains in very specific detail how he can accomplish this and why it’s extremely feasible.

骑士球迷:如果你读了那篇文章,就知道,文章对于詹姆斯怎么成为老板解释得非常详细,而且还是极为可行的。

[–]crosschain 25 points 11 hours ago

How dare you suggest we read the article! I'm here to confirm my existing bias and move on.

你怎么敢建议我们读那篇文章!我来这儿就是来确认我已有的偏见然后走人的!

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[–]Warriors JohnDoughhguoDnhoJ 182 points 15 hours ago

LOL he even knows he’s GM of the Lakers

勇士球迷:哈哈哈哈,他甚至知道自己是湖人的总经理。

[–][SAC] Jason Williams snowlarbear 2775 points 15 hours ago

in b4 "he already owns the raptors"

马刺球迷:以前“他就已经拥有了猛龙”

[–]Raptors raptorsbucketnator 861 points 14 hours ago

Nowhere is safe smh

Enjoy the West LeBron! It only get easier with age, promise.

猛龙球迷:哎,哪里都不放过我们。

享受西部吧老詹!日子会越过越简单的,我保证。

[–]NBA tkRustle 364 points 14 hours ago*

But imagine though if LeBron legitimately became the owner of not Lakers, Cavs or any other franchise, but Raptors. The memes would be endless.

不过你们想象下,要是詹姆斯没成为湖人或者骑士的老板,而真成猛龙的老板了呢。那个梗可就没完了。

[–]Timberwolves DrWolves 116 points 14 hours ago

The memes with LeBron are always endless, doesn’t really matter what it is

森林狼球迷:关于詹姆斯的梗总是没完没了的,是什么并不重要。

[–][POR] Pat ConnaughtonIHad Something_4This 48 points 12 hours ago

LeOwner walks into Nick Nurse's office wearing nothing but a towel.

猛龙球迷:老板詹裹着块毛巾就走进了纳斯的办公室。

[–]Raptors raptorsbucketnator 49 points 13 hours ago

No. No i dont want to imagine this.

猛龙球迷:不不,这个画面我不愿去想象。

[–]Pelicans JMoon33 39 points 13 hours ago

The Raptors might have the richest owners in the NBA. I don't see LeBron owning that team lol.

鹈鹕球迷:猛龙的老板或许是联盟最有钱的,我觉得詹姆斯做不了猛龙的老板,哈哈哈

[–]Cavs 2018_Champs 42 points 15 hours ago

Nike will always be his boss though

骑士球迷:不过,耐克将永远是詹姆斯的老板。

[–]Kings Obi_Wan_KeBogi 18 points 15 hours ago

If he's already his own boss why does he need to buy a team to be his own boss?

国王球迷:既然詹姆斯已经是自己的老板了,那他干嘛还要买下一支球队才能做自己的老板呢?

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[–]Bulls monolith17 1036 points 15 hours ago*

What’s weird is he isn’t going to own the Lakers, and the Cavs are owned by someone extremely rich (and vindictive enough to not sell it) so it’s gonna be weird if bron owns the wizards or some shit

Edit: if you reply to this comment, you are a bad guy

公牛球迷:奇怪的是,詹姆斯不会拥有湖人,而骑士的老板又极度有钱,所以要是詹姆斯成了奇才这种球队的老板,那就诡异了。

[–][MEM] Shane Battier materics 35 points 13 hours ago

And the price of the teams are getting exponentially expensive as the NBA gains popularity. Bron is rich but I don't see him being that rich. Maybe part ownership is the only option.

灰熊球迷:而且随着NBA的受欢迎程度越来越高,那些球队的价值也在急剧增加。詹姆斯很有钱,不过我觉得他还没有钱到那个地步。或许成为球队的小老板是唯一选项。

[–][CLE] Manny Harris kevln02 65 points 14 hours ago

There's always rumors about Dan wanting to buy a team in Detroit at some point which he has stronger ties to so I wouldn't say it's impossible he sells eventually.

骑士球迷:老是有传言说吉尔伯特将来想在底特律买下一支球队,毕竟他与那儿有着更强的纽带联系,所以我觉得他哪天把骑士卖了也不是不可能。

[–]Pistons peterhumm18 29 points 13 hours ago

Honestly dan Gilbert is annoying but I’d take him over Gores any day. Please Dan. Save us.

活塞球迷:说实话,吉尔伯特很烦人,不过比起Tom Gores(活塞现老板),我更想吉尔伯特接手球队。拜托了吉尔伯特,救救我们吧。

[–]Cavaliers neyvit1 82 points 14 hours ago

I love Bron, but I REALLLY hope he never owns the Cavs. He'd be a terrible owner. Notoriously cheap and too arrogant to cede personnel decisions to people that know better.

As much as a douche as Dan Gilbert is, he at least is willing to spend a shit load of money on a mid-market team.

骑士球迷:我爱詹姆斯,不过我真希望他永远不要成为骑士老板。他会是个很差劲的老板的。他不愿花钱是出了名的,而且太过傲慢,以至于不愿放权给懂行的人做决定。

虽说吉尔伯特是个混蛋,不过他至少愿意在一支中等市场规模的球队身上大肆花钱啊。

[–]Suns mbarnar 773 points 14 hours ago

He could buy the Suns. Please. Hell if you wanna buy the Suns us fans would approve.

太阳球迷:詹姆斯可能会买太阳。拜托了,要是你想买太阳,那我们太阳球迷会同意的。

[–]Sonnyred90 123 points 14 hours ago

Have you seen his LeGM moves for the past decade? Do you really want him running your whole franchise lol?

你看过经理詹过去十年的操作吗?你真的希望他经手你们整支球队吗?哈哈哈

[–]Suns phoenixcolt13 104 points 13 hours ago

have you seen a suns game in the last 10 years? no? that's fair. I wouldn't watch us either.

太阳球迷:那你过去十年看过一场太阳的比赛吗?没有吧?那就对了。我也不会看我们的比赛。

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 345 points 14 hours ago

He should become a part time owner with MJ in Charlotte lmao

掘金球迷:詹姆斯应该在夏洛特和乔丹搭伙,哈哈哈哈

[–][LAC] Shai Gilgeous-Alexander norse95 232 points 13 hours ago

LeBron going for the GOAT owner title just to spite MJ

快船球迷:詹姆斯会成为史上最佳老板的,就为了恶心乔丹。

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 242 points 13 hours ago

That's one thing he has a chance of beating out MJ for lol

掘金球迷:在这方面,他倒是有机会击败乔丹,哈哈哈

[–][LAC] Shai Gilgeous-Alexander norse95 162 points 13 hours ago

can't wait to see a 65 year old MJ challenge a 45 year old LeBron to a 1v1 for talking shit about the teams they own lol

快船球迷:等不及看到65岁的乔丹和45岁的詹姆斯为了各自拥有的球队而进行一对一垃圾话单挑了,哈哈哈哈

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 75 points 13 hours ago

Lbj would win that matchup 1 v 1 but I’m taking the 65 year old MJ in HORSE

掘金球迷:那种比拼里詹姆斯会赢的,不过要是他俩比定点投篮,那我觉得65岁的乔丹会赢。

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[–][DAL] Nick Van Exel natedeezy_3 200 points 15 hours ago

Luke Walton literally shaking right now

独行侠球迷:沃顿现在真瑟瑟发抖了。

[–]Warriors bluelightnings 52 points 14 hours ago

I don't think this is news to Walton tbh

勇士球迷:说实话,我觉得这对沃顿都不算事儿了。

[–]MohamedBamba 1324 points 15 hours ago*

LeGM is back on the menu boys

He has 4 and a half years of GM/Ownership experience

Lebron’s Resume:

Owner/General Manager - Cleveland Cavaliers - 2014-2018

-Facilitated deals for long term future of franchise

-Got my friends paid $80 million, held franchise hostage and gained valuable hostage taking experience

General Manager - Los Angeles Lakers - 2019 to Present

-Bent league tampering rules and increase tampering efficiency by 50%

-Key board member on Anthony Davis deal which will happen in 2020

伙计们,经理詹回来了!

他拥有四年半的总经理和球队老板经验。

詹姆斯履历如下:

老板兼总经理——克利夫兰骑士——2014到2018年

- 促成了球队未来的长期交易

- 让自己的朋友得到8000万美金薪资,挟持球队,并且得到了丰富的裹挟球队的经验

总经理——洛杉矶湖人——2019年到现在

- 修改了联盟不当引诱球员的规则,并将其效率提高了50%

- 2020年戴维斯交易的理事会关键成员。

[–]Raptors jps78 20 points 14 hours ago

Raised franchise value by 300%

猛龙球迷:他还将球队价值提高300%。

[–]Suns mbarnar 613 points 15 hours ago

Don't forget

Owner - Toronto Raptors - 2016-2018

太阳球迷:还有一样不能忘:

老板——多伦多猛龙——2016年到2018年

[–]Spurs f1uk3r 541 points 14 hours ago

Little Corrections

Owner - Eastern Conference - 2011-2018

马刺球迷:小小纠正下

老板——东部——2011年到2018年

[–]Trail Blazers _Quetzalcoatlus_ 65 points 14 hours ago

But actually, two of the dudes he always wanted on his team were James Jones and Mike Miller.

James Jones is currently a GM and Mike Miller is an assistant coach. He's going to hire them both.

开拓者球迷:不过实际上呢,有两个哥们儿是詹姆斯一直都希望留在身边的,那就是詹姆斯-琼斯和迈克-米勒。

琼斯现在已经是总经理了,而米勒是助教,詹姆斯会聘请他俩的。

[–]Kwilly462 953 points 15 hours ago

Is it just me, or is he more arrogant than usual this season?

只有我这么认为,或者说是詹姆斯这个赛季真要比以前更傲慢了?

[–]FewMaybe4 271 points 15 hours ago

If he didn't say the last part maybe he won't come off as an arrogant douche.

如果他不说那后半句(“就像我这么长时间以来一直所做的一样”),或许我们不会觉得他狂。

[–][SAC] Kevin Martin yougotmugged 20 points 15 hours ago

Cause he’s Hollywood now

马刺球迷:因为他现在在好莱坞了啊

[–]94savage 80 points 15 hours ago

He's always been like this.

他一直都这样。

[–]Lakers Tr0janSword 62 points 15 hours ago

I think he's starting to give no fucks about what he says to the media

湖人球迷:我觉得詹姆斯开始对自己在媒体面前的发言无所谓了。

[–]Celtics bustedracquet 48 points 15 hours ago

Good, he shouldn't.

凯尔特人球迷:很好啊,应该无所谓的。

[–]NBA Primetime22 355 points 15 hours ago

I think it's just more grating because his team isn't playing well this year.

我觉得是因为他的球队这个赛季打得不好,所以才会觉得他更招人烦。

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 67 points 14 hours ago

The Miami Heat Lebron days were insufferable tbh....seemed like he turned a new leaf when he went back to Cleveland but I'm sure part of that was just a show.

掘金球迷:说实话,迈阿密时期的詹姆斯是让人没法忍的……当他回到骑士后貌似改头换面了,不过我确信那只是作秀。

[–]oneninetythree193 595 points 15 hours ago

He's always been like this but people have short-term memory and go through the same fan cycle every season

他一直都这样,不过大家很健忘,而且每个赛季总是念着那点球迷之间的事。

[–]Lakers Beavsbeavsbeavs 377 points 14 hours ago

Yup. January/Feb pre-All Star Break is always anti LeBron time. He’s almost always playing poorly (by his standards) and sulking and everyone is talking about LeDecline and how toxic he is. I fully expect him to put the team on his back and have everyone on his dick again by the end of March

湖人球迷:对的。全明星休赛期前的一二月一般都是反詹姆斯时间。他往往这段时间都打得不大好(按照他的标准),而且易怒,每个人都说詹姆斯下滑了,怎么怎么毒瘤之类的。我完全期待他把球队扛在身上,然后到三月底再次打脸每个人。

[–]Cavaliers TerraWolfy 119 points 13 hours ago

One day the second part won't happen

And we will be sad that day

凯尔特人球迷:总有一天,你说的第二部分是不会成真了。

那时候我们就难过了。

[–]Cavaliers JesusShuttlesworth96 115 points 15 hours ago*

Damn, you people on reddit are so fragile. Nobody can say something good about themselves

骑士球迷:靠,这里有些人真的玻璃心啊。他都不能说自己好话了。

[–]Lakers BornAndPasketball 33 points 14 hours ago

He's one of the greatest players of all time and is building a business empire. He came from nothing and now hes a world wide icon

Fuck out of here with that humility shit

Whatever praise he gives himself, he deserves it. Dude is a champion

湖人球迷:他是史上最伟大球员之一,而且正在打造一个商业帝国。他白手起家,现在成了一个世界性的标志。

别特么老是说啥要谦卑之类的。

不管詹姆斯给予了自己怎样的赞许,那都是他应得的。老哥可是个冠军。

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